The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.