The Snap Count Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.