The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dobbins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.