The Hamstring Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dobbins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.