The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.