The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The play clock hits zero on Burrow four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.