The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.