The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Burrow, the end zone is a rumor.
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.