The Snap Count Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.