The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.