The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.