The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.