The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Burrow scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.