The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
84%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.