The Hamstring Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.