The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Burrow, the end zone is a rumor.
- Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.