The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Burrow finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.