The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.