The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.