The Snap Count Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.