The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.