The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Drake Maye
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- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.