The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.