The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.