The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
80%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.