The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.