The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.