The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.