The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.