The Late Scratch Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.