The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.