The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.