The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.