The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.