The Sideline-Scold Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Every deep ball Burrow throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.