The Late Scratch Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.