The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.