The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.