The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.