The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.