The Sideline-Scold Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- The play clock hits zero on Burrow four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.