The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Burrow, the end zone is a rumor.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.