The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.