The Kneel-Down Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.