The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The play clock hits zero on Burrow four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.