The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.