The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.