The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.