The Sideline-Scold Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.