The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Every deep ball Burrow throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.